March 2010
1 post
1 tag
ChatRoulette
cheese: if that was a 45 year old man showing off his vagina then people would be freaked
cheese: but its ok if its a woman
Gorillas Gave Pubic Lice to Humans, DNA Study... →
“ape rape? the Lucy fossil probably was mouth raped by a hung gorilla” — Cheese
Gorillas Gone Wild
zebra: did you know that pubic lice
zebra: originated from gorillas?
zebra: scientists think they traced it back
cheese: to the original person that fucked one?
zebra: let that sink in
source: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/03/070316-gorilla-lice.html
smoking kills
zebra: quit smoking.
zebra: listening to a vm.. David (my mom's ex bf) has cancer and just lost his voice
her: i'll probably get colon cancer before i get lung cancer
zebra: given how much shit comes out of your mouth, maybe you'll lose your voice
February 2009
1 post
March 2008
1 post
The *Lick* Game
cheese: want to play the "lick" game?
cheese: no, its like a dare game
cheese: i name something that I dare you to lick
cheese: and then you do the same to me
cheese: unti one of us says "no"
zebra: k, you go first...
cheese: alex's elbow
zebra: this only works if we have some incentive
zebra: like
zebra: if i do it
zebra: you HAVE to do the next
zebra: or pay me... $20
zebra: and should he quit, you have to do his job
cheese: no, because you'll say "chris' ear"
September 2007
1 post
“I was thinking… Oh, God, no! I can’t bear to watch another hunchback...”
– Cheese, talking about the movie ‘300’.
July 2007
9 posts
“No, that’s like giving a gypsy a piece of your hair.”
– Cheese, in response to the question, “what’s your dad’s name?”
“Goatse has prepared you for all the horrors of life.”
– Cheese (to Zebra)
“One man’s shit is another man’s sex toy, and it’s free.”
– Sit and Spin’s Dictionary of Poo Sex
Let us begin with a joke.
Mark: "I just discovered this great new way to have sex."
John: "No shit?"
Mark: "Well, a little."
“zebra: to the tune of “send me an angel”…. “send me an...”
June 2007
2 posts
Happy Feet
the-ex: my feet feel happy...
the-ex: thanks for having lunch with me
May 2007
5 posts
“Yeah, I would sleep with a dwarf. If she wore the clothes I had from when I was...”
– Zebra 5.2005
“Rubinesque? What a self-deluded society we live in that we allow fat women to...”
– Cheese 5.2007
“I wouldn’t do anything to an animal that I wouldn’t do to a human.”
– Zebra on humane animal fetishes
April 2007
54 posts
Spinal Tap to Reunite for Global Warming →
“They’re not that environmentally conscious, but they’ve heard of global warming,” said Reiner, whose other films include “When Harry Met Sally” and “Stand By Me.” “Nigel thought it was just because he was wearing too much clothing _ that if he just took his jacket off it would be cooler.”
omg OMG that dog video!
cheese: omg
cheese: OMG
zebra: ?
cheese: that dog video!
cheese: wtf!!!!
Find Waldo
“men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed. Coyne adds that this difference doesn’t just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site.” (read more)
Back and Forth. Forever.
I love back and forth. Forever. ))((
melts in your mouth... not your hand
zebra: where did it go?
cheese: i dunno. find it!
cheese: hurry! i can feel it!
zebra: i know. but it only melts in your mouth
zebra: thats just marketing!
cheese: GET IT OUT!
cheese: IT'S BURNING!
zebra: I'm trying
cheese: Put it in your mouth! Make it melt!
zebra: hold on! I'm trying!
“Wuzzle thinks Wizard’s bear code would be: B5 (h+) f+ t++ w dc g+ k s+...”
– Wizard and Wuzzle
