ChatRoulette
| cheese: | if that was a 45 year old man showing off his vagina then people would be freaked |
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| cheese: | but its ok if its a woman |
| cheese: | if that was a 45 year old man showing off his vagina then people would be freaked |
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| cheese: | but its ok if its a woman |
“ape rape? the Lucy fossil probably was mouth raped by a hung gorilla” — Cheese
| zebra: | did you know that pubic lice |
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| zebra: | originated from gorillas? |
| zebra: | scientists think they traced it back |
| cheese: | to the original person that fucked one? |
| zebra: | let that sink in |
| source: | http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/03/070316-gorilla-lice.html |
| zebra: | quit smoking. |
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| zebra: | listening to a vm.. David (my mom's ex bf) has cancer and just lost his voice |
| her: | i'll probably get colon cancer before i get lung cancer |
| zebra: | given how much shit comes out of your mouth, maybe you'll lose your voice |
“apparently, even pepsi feel fit to stoop to making profit from perverts” —cheese
| cheese: | want to play the "lick" game? |
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| cheese: | no, its like a dare game |
| cheese: | i name something that I dare you to lick |
| cheese: | and then you do the same to me |
| cheese: | unti one of us says "no" |
| zebra: | k, you go first... |
| cheese: | alex's elbow |
| zebra: | this only works if we have some incentive |
| zebra: | like |
| zebra: | if i do it |
| zebra: | you HAVE to do the next |
| zebra: | or pay me... $20 |
| zebra: | and should he quit, you have to do his job |
| cheese: | no, because you'll say "chris' ear" |
I was thinking… Oh, God, no! I can’t bear to watch another hunchback sex scene.
No, that’s like giving a gypsy a piece of your hair.
Spying on my coworkers… (aka, messing around with iMovie)
Goatse has prepared you for all the horrors of life.
Give it up for Feathers!
One man’s shit is another man’s sex toy, and it’s free.
| Mark: | "I just discovered this great new way to have sex." |
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| John: | "No shit?" |
| Mark: | "Well, a little." |
Bill O’Reilly interviews the “I Like Turtles” kid
